No one else on earth makes these guys. Just me.
That's me. What's better than having an entire horde of heavily armed minions at your disposal? Creating them! Every detail of each figure, weapon, or whatnot is dreamed up and carefully hand-crafted in my studio. I travel the countryside unleashing my minions upon the townsfolk, then it's back to my lair to make more.
Chicago's Black Age XII is where it all started. With uncut sheets of BoxNinja Nemonics, and a paper golem of my good friend Lamorris.
My very first Mohawk. A private commission, and the first use of my new WALpaper logo.
Seeing someone enjoy my work is awesome. So is having an army of minions.